THE HOTTEST BAGS OF THE SEASON… WHY CHOOSE?
IT'S MY VENDING MACHINE. I'LL BUY THEM ALL IF I WANT TO.
There are three key rules of polite conversation: one, avoid politics and religion. Two, never ask a parent to choose a favourite child. Three, never ask anyone to choose their favourite bag. The latter is the most important because there is something that pre-dates religion, politics and polite conversation; desire.
Enter the LN-CC vending machine, a 300kg box of black metal printed with bold lettering and overflowing with irrefutable evidence that there is more than one covetable It Bag to lust over.
Is it an aqua Bumper by JW Anderson that you long for? Perhaps you’ve the ideal grip for Diesel’s super small holographic 1-DR or the Mop Mini Pouch by Bottega Veneta would nestle so sweetly in the crook of your elbow? What if Monday’s cute babydoll dress pairs perfectly with Miu Miu’s signature matelassé tote but by Friday you’re serving gothic opulence and only a midnight Balenciaga Crush will do?
It’s a philosophical conundrum.
Choice is the ultimate privilege and burden within the human condition. So much so, that we’ve spent centuries fashioning tools to help us make the right decisions some people turn to faith, others to logic. Philosophy offers Existentialism, Positivism, Nilhism and countless others. In the supernatural world alone there are tarot cards, coin tosses and Magic 8 Balls.
Overwhelmed by your choices and the effort of selecting a tool with which to make a decision? Don’t be, it’s time to usher in a new era, one where you simply don’t choose. Visit the LN-CC vending machine and leave with all the bags… Bring your purse.